1 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,822 Hey, pardon me for askin', but who's that little old man? 2 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:10,696 - Uh, what little old man? - That little old man. 3 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:12,698 Oh, that one. That's my grandfather. 4 00:03:12,777 --> 00:03:14,620 - Your grandfather? - Yeah. 5 00:03:14,696 --> 00:03:18,326 - That's not your grandfather. - It is, you know. 6 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:20,957 But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house. 7 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:24,255 Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather as well. 8 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,877 How do you reckon that one out? 9 00:03:25,957 --> 00:03:28,801 Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they? And this is my other one. 10 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:32,134 We know that, but what's he doin' here? 11 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:33,982 Well, my mother thought the trip would do him good. 12 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:37,101 - Hows that? - He's nursin' a broken heart. 13 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:39,474 Ah, poor old thing. 14 00:03:39,554 --> 00:03:41,773 Hey, mister, are you nursin' a broken heart? 15 00:03:44,684 --> 00:03:46,561 He's a nice old man, isn't he? 16 00:03:47,562 --> 00:03:49,439 He's very clean. 17 00:03:56,571 --> 00:03:59,165 - Hello, grandfather. - Hello. 18 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,583 He can talk then, can he? 19 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:02,752 Of course he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he? 20 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:05,330 If he's your grandfather, who knows? 21 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:09,751 - And we're lookin' after him, are we? - I look after meself. 22 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,677 Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. 23 00:04:11,753 --> 00:04:15,974 - He's got you worried then? - Him? He's a villain, a real mixer. 24 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:18,267 And he costs you a fortune in breach-of-promise cases. 25 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,969 - Get on. - No, straight up. 26 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,304 Aye, aye. 27 00:04:22,555 --> 00:04:24,432 - Hello, Shake. - Hello, Shake. 28 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:25,937 You got on all right then? 29 00:04:26,017 --> 00:04:27,769 No. 30 00:04:27,852 --> 00:04:30,150 Oh? Well, we're here. 31 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:31,874 Norm will be along in a minute with the tickets. 32 00:04:31,898 --> 00:04:33,866 Hey, who's the little old man? 33 00:04:34,567 --> 00:04:36,535 It's Paul's grandfather. 34 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:40,490 - Oh, aye? But I thought- - No, that's his other one. 35 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:42,496 Oh, that's all right then. 36 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:45,294 Clean though, isn't he? 37 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:47,121 Oh, aye. He's very clean. 38 00:04:47,205 --> 00:04:50,209 - Mornin', lads. - Hi, Norm. Good morning. - Good morning, Norm. 39 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:51,964 Thank God, you've all got here. 40 00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:53,761 Look, I've had a marvelous idea. 41 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:57,591 Just for once, let's all try to behave like ordinary, respectable citizens. 42 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:59,846 Let's not cause any trouble, pull any strokes... 43 00:04:59,926 --> 00:05:01,803 or do anything I'm gonna be sorry for. 44 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:04,389 Especially tomorrow in that television theater, becau - 45 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:07,183 Are you listening to me, Lennon? 46 00:05:08,059 --> 00:05:10,153 You're a swine. Isn't he, George? 47 00:05:10,228 --> 00:05:11,696 Yeah, a swine. 48 00:05:11,771 --> 00:05:13,899 Thanks. Hey! 49 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,825 Who's that little old man? 50 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:20,201 - Well, who is he? - He belongs to Paul. 51 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,452 Oh, well. I'm going down for a cup of coffee. 52 00:05:22,532 --> 00:05:24,250 - Anyone coming? - We'll follow you down. 53 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,827 I want me coffee. 54 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:28,038 You can come with Shake and me if you like. 55 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,248 Look after him. I don't want to find you've lost him. 56 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:32,333 Don't be cheeky. 57 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,418 I'll bind him to me with promises. 58 00:05:35,253 --> 00:05:36,846 Very clean, isn't he? 59 00:05:36,921 --> 00:05:39,049 Come out, granddad. 60 00:05:40,967 --> 00:05:42,719 Make up your mind, will you? 61 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,042 Hello. Morning. 62 00:06:09,287 --> 00:06:10,880 All right? 63 00:06:28,306 --> 00:06:30,354 Do you mind if we have it open? 64 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,685 Yes, I do. 65 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,745 Yeah, but there are four of us, and we'd like it open. 66 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,817 That's if it's all the same to you, that is. 67 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:41,285 It isn't. I travel on this train regularly - twice a week. 68 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,988 - So I suppose I have some rights. - So have we. 69 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,582 And we'll have that thing off as well. Thank you. 70 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,087 But - 71 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:59,646 An elementary knowledge of the railway acts would tell you that I'm perfectly within my rights. 72 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,857 Yeah, but we want to hear it. There's more of us than you. 73 00:07:01,881 --> 00:07:05,727 We're a community - majority vote, up the workers and all that stuff. 74 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:08,071 Then I suggest you take that damn thing into the corridor... 75 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:11,645 or some other part of the train - where you obviously belong. 76 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:13,692 Give us a kiss. 77 00:07:13,768 --> 00:07:16,146 Look, mister, we paid for our seats too, you know. 78 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:19,027 I travel on this train regularly - twice a week. 79 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,834 Knock it off, Paul. You can't win with his sort. 80 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:22,544 After all, it's his train. Isn't it, mister? 81 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,787 Don't take that tone with me, young man. 82 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,614 I fought the war for your sort. 83 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:29,450 - I bet you're sorry you won. - I shall call the guard. 84 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,910 Ah, but what? 85 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:33,121 They don't take kindly to insults, you know. 86 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:36,629 Come on. Let's go have some coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie. 87 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,175 Hey, mister! Can we have our ball back? 88 00:07:46,926 --> 00:07:48,849 Look, mister! Mister! 89 00:07:48,928 --> 00:07:50,768 Can we have our ball back? 90 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:52,352 - Hey! - Please, mister! 91 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,364 - You want to watch it. - Well, it's not my fault. 92 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,817 - You stick to that story, son. - I can't help it. 93 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,653 - I'm just taller than you are. - They always say that. 94 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:07,079 Well, I've got me eye on ya. 95 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,828 I'm sorry, Norm. I can't help being taller than you. 96 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,626 Well, don't rub it in! I've a good mind to thump you, Shake. 97 00:08:12,702 --> 00:08:14,471 If you're gonna have a barney, can I hold your coat? 98 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:16,668 - He started it. - I did not. You did. 99 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,044 What happened? 100 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:21,549 The old fella said that could he have these pictures, and Norm said no. 101 00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:24,005 And all I said was, 'Well, why not be big about it?" 102 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:25,385 And? 103 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:28,902 Your grandfather painted out that Shake was always being taller than me just to spite me. 104 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,348 I knew it. He started it. 105 00:08:30,428 --> 00:08:32,021 - I should've known. - You what? 106 00:08:32,096 --> 00:08:34,190 You two have never had an argument in your life... 107 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:36,359 and, in two minutes flat, he's got you at it. 108 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:37,686 He's a king mixer. 109 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:40,612 He hates group unity, so he gets everyone at it. 110 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:43,783 I suggest you just give him the photos and have done with it. 111 00:08:45,276 --> 00:08:47,404 Oh, all right, you old devil. Here you are. 112 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:52,242 Hey, Pauly, would you ever sign one of them for us? 113 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,292 Ah, come out, Shake. 114 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,550 - Hey, look at the talent. - Let's give 'em a pull. 115 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,472 - Should I? - Aye, but don't rush. 116 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:10,301 None of your five-bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff. 117 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,029 - What's that supposed to mean? - I don't know. 118 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:14,021 I thought it just sounded distinguished-like. 119 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:16,144 George Harrison, the scouse of distinction. 120 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:18,980 Excuse me, madame. 121 00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:22,731 Excuse me, but these young men I'm sitting with... 122 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:25,407 wondered if two of us could come over and join you. 123 00:09:25,483 --> 00:09:27,656 I'd ask you meself, only I'm shy. 124 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:30,579 I'm sorry, miss. You mustn't fraternize with me prisoners. 125 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,577 - Prisoners? - Convicts in transit. 126 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,784 - Typical old lags, the lot of them. - You what? 127 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:37,837 Get out, ladies! Get out while you can! 128 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,218 He's been gone a long time. 129 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,170 - Who? - Paul's grandfather. 130 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,971 I didn't notice. Where'd he go? 131 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:50,391 - Down the, uh - - Oh, down the, uh - 132 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:53,640 - Yeah, down the, uh - - Well, give him a couple of minutes then. 133 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:04,439 Hey, have you seen Paul's grandfather? 134 00:10:04,522 --> 00:10:06,570 Of course. He's concealed about me person. 135 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,367 No. He must've slipped off somewhere. 136 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,240 - Have you lost him? - Now don't exaggerate. 137 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:11,787 - You've lost him! - Look. 138 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:14,490 Put it this way, Pauly - he's mislaid him. 139 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,453 Honest, you can't trust you with anything, Norm. 140 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:19,371 - If you've lost him, I'll cripple ya. - He can't have got far. 141 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,330 Come out. Let's look up the sharp end. 142 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,462 What's the matter with you then? 143 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:26,294 It's his grandfather. 144 00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:28,355 I can tell he doesn't like me. It's 'cause I'm little. 145 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:30,507 You've got an inferiority complex, you have. 146 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,307 Yeah, I know. That's why I play the drums. 147 00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:34,385 It's me active compensatory factor. 148 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,207 Goin' in then? 149 00:10:57,283 --> 00:11:00,002 No, she'll only reject me in the end, and I'll be frustrated. 150 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,954 You never know. You may be lucky this time. 151 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:05,382 No, I know the psychological pattern. It plays havoc with me drum skins. 152 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:15,026 Excuse me. Have you seen that little old man we were with? 153 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,090 We've broken out! Ah, the blessed freedom of it all! 154 00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:19,889 Have you got a nail file? These handcuffs are killing me. 155 00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,691 I was framed! I'm innocent! I don't want to go! 156 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,110 Sorry for disturbing you, girls. 157 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:28,110 I bet you can't guess what I was in for. 158 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,280 Should we go in here? 159 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,032 No, it's probably a honeymoon couple... 160 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,909 or a company director or something. 161 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:38,457 Well, I don't care. I'm gonna broaden me outlook. 162 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:43,709 Congratulate me, boys. I'm engaged. 163 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,506 Oh, no, you're not. Not this time. 164 00:11:48,334 --> 00:11:51,383 And to think me own grandson would've let them put me behind bars. 165 00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:54,386 Don't dramatize. Let's face it, you're lucky to be here. 166 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:57,305 If they'd have had their own way, you would've been dropped off already. 167 00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:00,221 You've got to admit you upset a lot of people. 168 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,807 At least I can keep my eye on you while you're stuck in here. 169 00:12:08,479 --> 00:12:09,981 Shove up. 170 00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:14,611 - Odds or evens? - Odds. 171 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,913 Don't worry, son. We'll get you the best lawyer Green Stamps can buy. 172 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,741 Oh! It's a laugh a line with Lennon. Anyway, it's your fault. 173 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,542 - Why me? - Why not you? 174 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,746 God, it's depressing in here, isn't it? 175 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:28,423 Funny. They usually reckon dogs more than people in England. 176 00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:30,501 You'd expect something more palatial. 177 00:12:31,961 --> 00:12:34,510 - Let's do somethin' then. - Like what? 178 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,429 Okay. 179 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:42,605 Cor! There's the girls. 180 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:45,274 I'll deal 'em. 181 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:48,148 Aye, aye. The Liverpool shuffle. 182 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,599 He's wearin' his lucky rings. 183 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:34,526 - All mine. - It won't buy you happiness, my son. 184 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,116 Hey! Don't move, any of you. 185 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:44,195 They've gone potty out there. The place is surging with girls. 186 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,339 Please, sir. Sir, can I have one to surge with, sir? Please, sir. 187 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,036 No, you can't. Now listen. 188 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,176 As soon as I tell you, get out through this door here... 189 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,043 into that big car that's waiting. 190 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,216 Come out, lads. Come out! 191 00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:14,418 - I don't snore. - You do, repeatedly. 192 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:17,622 - Do I snore, John? - Yeah. You're a window rattler, son. 193 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,549 That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul? 194 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,425 With a trombone hooter like yours, it would be unnatural if you didn't. 195 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:27,055 Now, Pauly, don't mock the afflicted. 196 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,723 Come off it. It's only a joke. 197 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:31,097 Ah, it may be a joke, but it's his nose. 198 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:34,055 He can't help havin' a hideous great hooter... 199 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:37,858 and the poor little head tremblin' under the weight of it. 200 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:41,062 John, Paul, George, come out. Get at it. 201 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,774 Hello. The income tax have caught up with us at last. 202 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,699 - None for me then? - Sorry. 203 00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:53,958 - This will keep you busy. - It's your nose, you know. 204 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,581 Fans are funny that way. They take a dislike to things. 205 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,630 - They'll pick on a nose. - Aw, you pick on your own. 206 00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,298 - Hey, here. - Those yours? 207 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,421 No, they're for Ringo. 208 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,252 Must've cost you a fortune in stamps, Ringo. 209 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,134 - He comes from a large family. - Well? 210 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,685 What's Le Circle Club? 211 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,322 “The management of Le Cirque Club takes pleasure in requesting... 212 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,599 the company of Mr. Richard Starkey' - That's you. 213 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:22,858 'To their gaming rooms - chemin de fer, baccarat and champagne buffet." 214 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,998 - They want me? - It's got round you're a big spender. 215 00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:27,366 - Well, you're not goin'. - Aw. 216 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:31,912 Quite right. Invites to gamblin' dens full of easy money and fast women... 217 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,115 chicken sandwiches and comets of caviar. 218 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,666 - Disgustin'. - That's mine. 219 00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:39,586 - Come out, you lot. Get your pens out. - Why? 220 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,701 It's homework time for you load of college puddings. 221 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,125 I want this lot answered tonight. 222 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:47,461 - I want to go out. - Now, I'll brook no denial. 223 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,842 You couldn't get a pen in your foot, you swine. 224 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,015 Ooh. Chatter on, son. Chatter on. 225 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,639 A touch of the writer's cramp will soon sort you out. 226 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,436 Come out, Shake. 227 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,436 - Ta-ra then. - See ya. 228 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,688 Where are you goin' then? 229 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,694 He told us to stay, didn't he? 230 00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:09,741 - Come out! - What - 231 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,084 Couldn't we get a taxi? 232 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,143 No, we couldn't get a taxi. 233 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,584 Come in. 234 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,630 - I'll clear up, sir. - Yeah. 235 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,557 Banco. 236 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,810 - Banco. - Suivais. 237 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:24,896 Banco. 238 00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:27,649 Suivais. 239 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,312 Alors, monsieur. 240 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,114 Soufflé. 241 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,908 I bet you're a great swimmer. 242 00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:38,580 My turn? 243 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,907 Bingo. 244 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,334 Pas “bingo,” monsieur, “Banco,”. 245 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,538 Ah, I'll take the little darlings anyway. 246 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,668 Two and one is three, carry one is four. 247 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:50,505 Huff... 248 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,678 et sept. 249 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,325 Bingo. 250 00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:49,228 The manager. 251 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,359 Now, come out, you lot. Get on with it. 252 00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:01,817 - We were gonna do 'em, but - - Aye. Well, now. Now. Now. 253 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:09,116 Hey, any of you lot put a man in the cupboard? 254 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,917 - A man? - Don't be soft. 255 00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,710 Well, somebody did. 256 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:28,518 - He's right, you know. - There you go. 257 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,687 Hey, uh - 258 00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:36,484 Hey, what's all this? 259 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,733 - Oh, him. He's been lurking. - He looks a right lurker, doesn't he? 260 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:41,531 You're undressed. Where are your clothes? 261 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:45,531 The old gentleman, he borrowed them to go gambling at Le Cirque. 262 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:48,363 - He's gone to my club, has he? - Yeah! It's all your fault. 263 00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:51,370 - What? - Gettin' invites to gambling clubs and all that. 264 00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:53,219 He's probably in the middle of some orgy by now. 265 00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:55,496 An orgy'? Orgy! 266 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:58,172 - But-But-But what about me? - You're too old. 267 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,883 Encore de champagne, monsieur? 268 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:03,838 Oh, yeah. And I'll have some more champagne as well. 269 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:07,557 Lord John McCartney - millionaire Irish peer. 270 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:10,010 - Filthy rich, of course. - Oh, I don't know. 271 00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:11,390 He looks quite clean to me. 272 00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:13,597 Come out, you lot. Try to act with a bit of decorum. 273 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,023 This is a posh place. 274 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:17,066 We know how to behave. We've had lessons. 275 00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:19,770 I'm sorry, sir. Members and invited guests only. 276 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,572 - Aye. Well, uh - - Oh, yes. 277 00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:28,820 I'm with them. I'm Ringo's sister. 278 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:32,199 Excuse me. Have you got a little old man here? 279 00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:34,376 - Do you mean Lord McCartney? - Oh, he's at it again. 280 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:37,079 - Look, I'm his grandfather. I mean - - Get him. 281 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,931 - It must be the dolly floor show! - Let's go. 282 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:42,550 Put me down! Who are these ruffians? I never saw them before in me life. 283 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,854 Before you go, gentlemen, there's a little matter of the bill. 284 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,256 I'll take care of that. 285 00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,466 180 pounds? 286 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:51,222 I beg your pardon. Guineas. 287 00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:53,395 Your winnings, milord - £190. 288 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,189 - What about me change? - Cloak room charge. 289 00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:59,267 Oh, well. Easy come, easy go. 290 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:01,478 Well? 291 00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:12,910 Guten Morgen, Mein Herr. 292 00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:15,083 Konnen Sie noch ein Tee habes? 293 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:20,584 Ah, die filthy Englander, Guten Morgen. 294 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,415 Keep Britain tiny. 295 00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:24,718 - Aw, go on, George. - Don't be ridiculous. 296 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:25,794 But you said I could. 297 00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:28,756 Honestly, me mind boggles at the very idea. 298 00:26:28,838 --> 00:26:31,387 A grown man, and you haven't shaved with a safety razor. 299 00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:33,786 It's not my fault. I come from a long line of electricians. 300 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:35,595 Well, you're not practicing on me. 301 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:37,931 All right then. But show us. 302 00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:39,766 Oh, come on then. 303 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,292 Put your tongue away. 304 00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:10,589 It looks disgusting hanging there all pink and naked. 305 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,219 One slip of the razor, and - 306 00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:21,482 Helf mich! Hilfe uns! Help me! 307 00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,901 Help! 308 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:26,070 Torpedoed again, eh? 309 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,834 Come on, lads. There's a car waiting to take you to the studio. 310 00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:31,781 - Hey, where's John? - In the bath. 311 00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:34,578 All right, Lennon, let's have you. 312 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,627 Come on, John. Stop larking about. 313 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,670 John? John? 314 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:53,256 John? John? 315 00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:58,060 What are you messing around with that boat for? 316 00:27:58,136 --> 00:28:00,184 There's a car waiting. Come on. 317 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:07,771 Ready, John? As soon as we draw up, open that door and straight in. 318 00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:24,805 - Can't keep them waiting much longer. - I knew they'd be late. 319 00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:27,224 Oh, here they are. Boys, come on. Your press conference is waiting upstairs. 320 00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:29,435 Where have you been? It's your press conference we're arranging. 321 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,632 Give us a couple of shakes to get our breath, will you? 322 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:33,554 Give us a shout when it's over. 323 00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:35,553 Hey, I've got a suit just like him, you know. 324 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:37,443 - Ringo - - I think they've been taken hostages. 325 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:40,446 I don't like the handkerchief. I always have the handkerchief in me trouser pocket. 326 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:43,630 - You can't blow your nose on it up there, can you, mister? - No, you can't. No. 327 00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:49,525 John! John! Come on, John. 328 00:29:20,510 --> 00:29:22,353 Just hold it steady a minute. 329 00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:26,311 Your opinion about highbrow music. 330 00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:28,644 I've always liked that question. 331 00:29:28,726 --> 00:29:31,605 I never noticed his nose till about six months ago. 332 00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:33,582 And me mother asked me before we left for America... 333 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,984 if we wanted any sandwiches. 334 00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:38,195 Well, when I plugged her in, she just blew up. 335 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:48,630 Tell me. How did you find America? 336 00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:49,957 Turn left at Greenland. 337 00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:53,009 - Has success changed your life? - Yes, 338 00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:54,836 I'd like to keep Britain tidy. 339 00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,717 Are you a mod or a rocker? 340 00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:58,969 Um, no, I'm a mocker. 341 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:02,393 Have you any hobbies? 342 00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:10,310 No. Actually, we're just good friends. 343 00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:13,613 Do you think these haircuts have come to stay? 344 00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:16,692 Well, this one has, you know. It's stuck on good and proper now. 345 00:30:16,774 --> 00:30:18,492 It's frightfully nice. 346 00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:21,447 What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing? 347 00:30:21,529 --> 00:30:22,826 Arthur. 348 00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:24,828 No. Actually, we're just good friends. 349 00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:27,001 Yours are brown, aren't they? 350 00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:30,671 - What do you call that collar? - Oh. 351 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:32,499 - A collar. - Oh. 352 00:30:32,582 --> 00:30:34,425 Do you often see your father? 353 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,173 No. Actually, we're just good friends. 354 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:39,347 How do you like your girlfriends to dress? 355 00:30:44,719 --> 00:30:47,518 Are you listening now? I wonder if you could give me a few seconds - 356 00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:05,660 - That was a drag, that was, hey? - I'm starving. 357 00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:07,993 Didn't even get a jam butty, did you? 358 00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:10,954 Anything left? 359 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,961 We just finished, Pauly. 360 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:17,794 Hey, George, give us your John Henry on that picture. 361 00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:20,096 - Hey, look at that. - What's that? 362 00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:21,514 Is that our set down there? 363 00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:23,557 - Shall we go down, have a go? - Yeah, come on. 364 00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:26,028 - Trees and everything. - That's a lot of fellas for one set. 365 00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:27,554 - That's not a tree. - It is. 366 00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:30,431 Look, it's a bird. 367 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,937 Just passing through like. 368 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:39,569 - Where are they? - On the stage, down here. 369 00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:53,918 Leave them drums alone. 370 00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:55,919 Oh, surely, I could just have a little touch. 371 00:31:55,998 --> 00:31:58,672 You so much as breathe heavy on them and I'm out on strike. 372 00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:00,799 Aren't you being rather arbitrary? 373 00:32:00,878 --> 00:32:04,348 There you go, hiding behind a smoke screen of bourgeois clichés. 374 00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:07,223 I don't go messing about with your earphones, do I? 375 00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:09,224 - Spoilsport. - Well? 376 00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:13,600 He's very fussy about his drums, you know. 377 00:32:13,683 --> 00:32:15,606 They loom large in his legend. 378 00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:19,113 - What's up? - Oh, he's sulking again. 379 00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:21,361 I'll show him. 380 00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:47,261 Pardon, pardon. Excuse. Pardon me. 381 00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:50,135 - I'd like more drums there. - No. I think it's on that- 382 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:52,433 - It sounds like a - - On the third bit. 383 00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:55,261 - You know, on the third bit. - Third bit, more bang. 384 00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:01,817 Right. Let's hear no more about it. You're probably right. 385 00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:06,280 Now, look, if you think I'm unsuitable, let's have it out in the open. 386 00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:08,528 I can't stand these backstage politics. 387 00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:11,111 Aren't you tending to black-and-white the situation somewhat? 388 00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:14,163 Well, quite honestly, I wasn't expecting a musical arranger... 389 00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:16,866 to question my ability picturewise. 390 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,622 I could listen to him for hours. 391 00:35:18,701 --> 00:35:20,453 What's all this about a musical arranger? 392 00:35:20,536 --> 00:35:22,459 Mr. McCartney Senior. 393 00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:26,133 Hey, Pauly, they're trying to fob you off with this musical charlatan... 394 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:27,960 but I gave him the test. 395 00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:30,138 I'm quite happy to be replaced. 396 00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:32,306 He's a typical buck passer. 397 00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:34,975 - I won an award. - A likely story. 398 00:35:35,051 --> 00:35:37,725 It's on the wall in my office. 399 00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:40,772 Hello, our lot. Everybody happy? 400 00:35:43,893 --> 00:35:45,566 All right, all right. 401 00:35:45,645 --> 00:35:47,956 If you don't need them, I'll lock them up in the dressing room. 402 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:50,483 Please do. I'll not need them for half an hour. 403 00:35:51,108 --> 00:35:52,451 Thank you. 404 00:35:52,526 --> 00:35:55,200 Get me a bottle of milk and some tranquilizers. 405 00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:57,828 I see it all now. It's a plot. 406 00:35:57,907 --> 00:35:59,409 A plot. 407 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:02,203 Tranquilizers. 408 00:36:02,286 --> 00:36:04,584 Come out, you lot. I've got the key. 409 00:36:11,629 --> 00:36:13,597 Come out, Ringo. 410 00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:20,725 - Hello. - Come on. 411 00:36:20,805 --> 00:36:22,102 Leslie Jackson? 412 00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:25,185 I saw your father in the old Empire in 1909. 413 00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:28,316 Ah, if you're as good as him, son, you're all right. 414 00:36:46,122 --> 00:36:48,170 Gear costume. 415 00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:50,172 - Swap? - Cheeky. 416 00:36:54,338 --> 00:36:56,258 Come out, lads. First door, and no messing about. 417 00:36:56,298 --> 00:36:58,698 Lennon, put them girls down, or I'll tell your mother of you. 418 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,810 And stop messing about. Stay in here until that rehearsal. 419 00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:05,951 I'm going to keep you in even if I have to put the lock in the key and turn it. 420 00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:07,727 We're out! 421 00:38:36,232 --> 00:38:37,232 Hey! 422 00:39:18,232 --> 00:39:20,951 I suppose you realize this is private property. 423 00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:25,164 Sorry we hurt your field, mister. 424 00:39:31,954 --> 00:39:33,831 Not here. Hello, Dicky. 425 00:39:33,914 --> 00:39:35,757 Probably gone to the canteen. Cup of tea like. 426 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:38,461 No, that's too easy for Lennon. 427 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:40,262 He's out there somewhere... 428 00:39:40,337 --> 00:39:43,136 causing trouble just to upset me. 429 00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:45,652 You're imagining it, Norm. You're letting it prey on your mind. 430 00:39:45,676 --> 00:39:48,475 No. This is a battle of nerves between John and me. 431 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:50,556 - But John hasn't got any. - What? 432 00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:53,438 - Nerves. - No. 433 00:39:53,517 --> 00:39:55,110 That's just the trouble. 434 00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:57,904 I've toyed with the idea of a ball and chain... 435 00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:00,824 but he'd just rattle them at me, and in public too. 436 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:03,449 Sometimes I think he enjoys seeing me suffer. 437 00:40:08,616 --> 00:40:10,459 - Hello. - Hello. 438 00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:12,178 - Wait a minute. Don't tell me. - No, I'm not. 439 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:13,499 - Oh, you are. - I'm not. 440 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:16,082 - Oh, you are. I know you are. - I'm not. No. 441 00:40:17,374 --> 00:40:19,923 - You look just like him. - Do I? 442 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,338 You're the first one that's said that ever. 443 00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,173 Yes, you do. Look. 444 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:26,902 - No. Me eyes are lighter. - Excuse me. 445 00:40:26,926 --> 00:40:28,599 All right, Noddy. 446 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:30,725 - Me nose. - Oh, yes. Yes, your nose is very - 447 00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:32,772 - Is it? - Well, I would've said so. 448 00:40:32,848 --> 00:40:34,492 - Oh, you know him better though. - I do not. 449 00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:37,144 - He's only a casual acquaintance. - That's what you say. 450 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:39,776 What have you heard? 451 00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:42,608 - It's all over the place. - Ls it? Is it really? 452 00:40:42,691 --> 00:40:45,035 Mmm, but I wouldn't have it. I stuck up for you. 453 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:47,954 - I knew I could rely on you. - Thanks. 454 00:40:52,952 --> 00:40:54,829 You don't look like him at all. 455 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:03,383 She looks more like him than I do. 456 00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:10,515 There will be a full rehearsal in 10 minutes time. 457 00:41:10,594 --> 00:41:13,063 Ten minutes from now, a full rehearsal. 458 00:41:20,104 --> 00:41:22,983 - Oh, there you are. - Oh, sorry. Must've made a mistake. 459 00:41:23,065 --> 00:41:25,409 - No, you haven't. You're just late. - I am? 460 00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:27,253 Actually, I think he'll be very pleased with you. 461 00:41:27,277 --> 00:41:30,247 - Will he? - Yes. You're quite a feather in the cap. 462 00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:35,411 Hello? I've got one. 463 00:41:38,247 --> 00:41:40,420 Oh, I think so. 464 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,877 Yes, he can talk. 465 00:41:44,128 --> 00:41:47,177 No, and I think you ought to see him. 466 00:41:47,256 --> 00:41:48,758 Yes. All right. 467 00:41:53,345 --> 00:41:55,689 - Come on. - Sorry. 468 00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:02,484 You don't see many of these nowadays, do you? 469 00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:05,069 Come on. 470 00:42:07,109 --> 00:42:09,032 Simon, will this do? 471 00:42:09,111 --> 00:42:10,863 Oh, not bad, Dolly. Not really bad. 472 00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:12,948 Turn around, chicky baby. 473 00:42:13,032 --> 00:42:14,659 Oh, yes, he's a definite poss. 474 00:42:14,742 --> 00:42:16,995 He'll look good alongside Susan. All right, Sonny Jim. 475 00:42:17,077 --> 00:42:20,081 This is all going to be quite painless. Don't breathe on me, Adrian. 476 00:42:20,164 --> 00:42:23,213 I'm terribly sorry, but there seems to be some sort of misunderstanding. 477 00:42:23,292 --> 00:42:25,010 Oh, you can come off it with us. 478 00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:28,305 You don't have to do the old adenoidal glottal stop and carry on for our benefit. 479 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,428 I'm afraid I don't understand. 480 00:42:30,507 --> 00:42:32,384 Oh, my God. He's a natural. 481 00:42:32,468 --> 00:42:34,721 Well, I did tell them not to send us real ones. 482 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:37,115 They ought to know by now. The phonies are much easier to handle. 483 00:42:37,139 --> 00:42:39,562 Still, he's a good type- 484 00:42:39,641 --> 00:42:44,989 We'd like you to give us your opinion on some clothes for teenagers. 485 00:42:45,064 --> 00:42:48,659 Oh, by all means. I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality. 486 00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:51,755 Well, not your real opinion naturally. It'll be written out, and you'll learn it. 487 00:42:51,779 --> 00:42:53,497 - Can he read? - Of course I can. 488 00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:56,075 I mean lines, ducky. Can you handle lines? 489 00:42:56,158 --> 00:42:57,785 - Well, I'll have a bash. - Good. 490 00:42:57,868 --> 00:43:00,587 Give him whatever it is they drink - a coke-a-rama? 491 00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:02,164 Ta. 492 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:05,592 Well, at least he's polite. Show him the shirts, Adrian. 493 00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:13,350 Now, you'll like these. You'll really dig them. 494 00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:16,474 They're fab and all the other pimply hyperboles. 495 00:43:18,013 --> 00:43:21,438 I wouldn't be seen dead in them. They're dead grotty. 496 00:43:21,517 --> 00:43:23,440 - Grotty? - Yeah, grotesque. 497 00:43:23,519 --> 00:43:25,897 Make a note of that word and give it to Susan. 498 00:43:27,106 --> 00:43:28,528 It's rather touching really. 499 00:43:28,607 --> 00:43:31,531 Here's this kid trying to give me his utterly valueless opinion... 500 00:43:31,610 --> 00:43:33,533 when I know for a fact that within a month... 501 00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:37,458 he'll be suffering from a violent inferiority complex and loss of status... 502 00:43:37,533 --> 00:43:40,161 because he isn't wearing one of these nasty things. 503 00:43:40,244 --> 00:43:42,372 Of course they're grotty, you wretched nit. 504 00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:44,641 That's why they were designed, but that's what you'll want. 505 00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:46,133 I won't. 506 00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:48,381 - You can be replaced, chicky baby. - I don't care. 507 00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:50,462 And that pose is out too, Sonny Jim. 508 00:43:50,546 --> 00:43:54,426 The new thing is to care passionately and be right wing. 509 00:43:54,508 --> 00:43:56,806 Anyway, if you don't cooperate, you won't meet Susan. 510 00:43:56,885 --> 00:43:58,887 And who's this Susan when she's at home? 511 00:43:58,971 --> 00:44:02,771 Only Susan Campy, our resident teenager. 512 00:44:02,850 --> 00:44:05,148 You'll have to love her. She's your symbol. 513 00:44:05,227 --> 00:44:08,197 Oh, you mean that posh bird who gets everything wrong? 514 00:44:08,272 --> 00:44:09,649 I beg your pardon? 515 00:44:09,731 --> 00:44:13,736 Oh, yeah. The lads frequently sit round the television and watch her for a giggle. 516 00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:16,072 In fact, once we all sat down and wrote these letters... 517 00:44:16,155 --> 00:44:18,624 saying how gear she was and all that rubbish. 518 00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:20,827 Shes a trendsetter. It's her profession. 519 00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:23,162 She's a drag - a well-known drag. 520 00:44:23,245 --> 00:44:25,464 We turn the sound down on her and say rude things. 521 00:44:25,539 --> 00:44:27,559 - Get him out of here. - Have I said something amiss? 522 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:30,678 Get him out. He's knocking the program's image. 523 00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:33,676 - Sorry about the shirts. - Get him out! 524 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,264 You don't think he's a new phenomenon, do you? 525 00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:40,562 You mean an early clue to the new direction? 526 00:44:40,637 --> 00:44:42,765 Where's the calendar? 527 00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:47,193 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's all right. He's just a troublemaker. 528 00:44:47,269 --> 00:44:49,363 The change isn't due for three weeks yet. 529 00:44:49,438 --> 00:44:51,782 All the same, make a note not to extend Susan's contract. 530 00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:55,532 And let's not take any unnecessary chances, hmm? 531 00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:10,376 So I explained to my mother he was a very clean man. 532 00:45:10,459 --> 00:45:12,302 She was quite pleased. 533 00:45:43,075 --> 00:45:45,794 - There's no one here. - No one here? 534 00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:47,667 Well, where have they gone? 535 00:46:03,679 --> 00:46:06,774 That's wrong, isn't it? Surely that's wrong. No, not you. 536 00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:08,816 Get him out! 537 00:46:14,189 --> 00:46:16,487 Someone coming. Quick, hide. 538 00:46:20,112 --> 00:46:22,240 - Stop being taller than me. - It's not my fau - 539 00:46:26,702 --> 00:46:28,625 - What are you doing here? - Hiding. 540 00:46:28,704 --> 00:46:31,704 - You must be soft or something. - Well, we weren't hiding. We were resting. 541 00:46:31,748 --> 00:46:34,501 - I thought I told you lot to stop here. - Well? 542 00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,632 Well, when I say stay put, I mean stay put. 543 00:46:36,712 --> 00:46:39,215 Don't cane me, sir. I was led astray. 544 00:46:39,298 --> 00:46:42,142 Oh, shut up, John. They're waiting for you in the studio. 545 00:46:42,217 --> 00:46:45,391 - Gear. I'm dying to do a bit of work. - Oh, God bless you, Ringo. 546 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,143 - Oh, listen to teacher's pet. - Crawler. 547 00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:49,224 - Betrayed the class, eh? - Aw, lay off. 548 00:46:49,308 --> 00:46:50,309 - Temper, temper. - Well? 549 00:46:50,392 --> 00:46:52,203 Will you get a move on! They're waiting for you. 550 00:46:52,227 --> 00:46:54,025 Sorry. 551 00:46:55,814 --> 00:46:58,658 I now declare this bridge open. 552 00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:04,323 Where are they, hmm? 553 00:47:04,406 --> 00:47:06,204 Where are they? 554 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,123 - Where are they? - They're coming. 555 00:47:09,202 --> 00:47:12,001 They're coming, I promise you. 556 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,832 Ah, yes. Well... 557 00:47:13,915 --> 00:47:16,509 if they aren't on this floor in 30 seconds, there'll be trouble. 558 00:47:16,585 --> 00:47:19,509 Understand me? Trouble. 559 00:47:23,258 --> 00:47:26,512 - Standing about, eh? - Some people have it dead easy. 560 00:47:26,595 --> 00:47:28,723 Once you're over 30, you're past it. 561 00:47:28,805 --> 00:47:32,059 It's a young man's medium. I just can't stand the pace. 562 00:47:32,142 --> 00:47:34,065 - Oh, as young as that then? - I was. 563 00:47:34,144 --> 00:47:36,112 Ah, there he goes. Look at him. 564 00:47:36,188 --> 00:47:37,940 I bet his wife doesn't know about her. 565 00:47:38,023 --> 00:47:40,321 I bet he hasn't even got a wife. Look at his sweater, 566 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,277 You never know. She might've knitted it. 567 00:47:42,361 --> 00:47:43,453 She's knitted him. 568 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:45,371 Right. Stand by. 569 00:47:45,447 --> 00:47:48,542 Run through your number and try not to jiggle out of position. 570 00:47:48,617 --> 00:47:50,961 Hello, three? Coming to you. 571 00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:52,913 Three. Three, coming to you. Three. 572 00:47:52,996 --> 00:47:54,794 - We're on three. - What? 573 00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:56,716 - We're on three. - Oh' yes. 574 00:47:56,792 --> 00:47:58,544 Uh, music. 575 00:50:34,574 --> 00:50:36,451 Thank you. Very nice. 576 00:50:36,535 --> 00:50:39,254 - Makeup? - No, not really. They don't need any. 577 00:50:39,329 --> 00:50:41,682 - We'll just powder them off for the shine. - Oh, well, yes. 578 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,810 Norm, would you take them down to makeup and powder them off -the shine, you know. 579 00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:46,461 Sure. 580 00:50:48,797 --> 00:50:51,050 - You blinked. - Come on. Come here. 581 00:50:51,132 --> 00:50:53,385 Hello, lads. Hey, your grandfathers not talking to me. 582 00:50:53,468 --> 00:50:55,641 - I think he's got a sulk on. - It must be catching on. 583 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,865 - He's given it to Ringo here. - Stop picking on him, George. 584 00:50:57,889 --> 00:50:59,729 I don't need you to protect me, you know, Norm. 585 00:50:59,766 --> 00:51:02,453 - Got a touch of the swine fever, haven't you? - Come on, lads. Sit down. 586 00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:04,455 This is impossible. We'll never get them all done in time. 587 00:51:04,479 --> 00:51:07,625 You'll have to do us first. It doesn't matter to them whether they're made up or not. 588 00:51:07,649 --> 00:51:10,118 And by the way, what's that? 589 00:51:10,193 --> 00:51:12,070 My name's Betty. 590 00:51:12,153 --> 00:51:14,531 Do you want a punch up your frogged tunic? 591 00:51:14,614 --> 00:51:17,367 - No. - John, behave yourself, or I'll murder you. 592 00:51:17,450 --> 00:51:20,124 Shake, take that wig off. It suits you. 593 00:51:21,621 --> 00:51:24,215 - Ringo, what are you up to? - Page five. 594 00:51:24,291 --> 00:51:26,760 You always fancied yourself as a guardsman, didn't you? 595 00:51:26,835 --> 00:51:29,839 “Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt." 596 00:51:29,921 --> 00:51:30,922 Zap! 597 00:51:31,006 --> 00:51:33,234 Hey. You won't interfere with the basic rugged concept... 598 00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:35,181 of me personality, will you, madam? 599 00:51:37,512 --> 00:51:40,812 Hey, he's reading The Queen, That's an in-joke, you know. 600 00:51:40,890 --> 00:51:42,142 Shazam! 601 00:51:42,225 --> 00:51:44,944 It's my considered opinion that you're a bunch of sissies. 602 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:47,318 - You're just jealous. - Leave him alone, Lennon... 603 00:51:47,397 --> 00:51:49,570 or I'll tell them all the truth about you. 604 00:51:49,649 --> 00:51:52,243 - You wouldn't. - Oh, I would though. 605 00:51:52,319 --> 00:51:55,243 Lookit. I thought I was supposed to be getting a change of scenery... 606 00:51:55,322 --> 00:51:57,620 and, so far, I've been in a train and a room... 607 00:51:57,699 --> 00:52:00,043 and a car and a room and a room and a room. 608 00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:03,055 Well, maybe that's all right for a bunch of powdered geegaws like you lot... 609 00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:06,379 but I'm feeling decidedly straitjacketed. 610 00:52:06,458 --> 00:52:08,131 What a clean old man. 611 00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:10,883 - Don't press your luck. - He's sex obsessed. 612 00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:13,886 The older generation are leading this country to galloping ruin. 613 00:52:16,593 --> 00:52:19,392 What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? 614 00:52:21,765 --> 00:52:24,393 They're nearly ready for you, lads. Just finishing the band call. 615 00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:27,313 I say, did you go to Harrods? 616 00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:29,147 I was there in '58, you know. 617 00:52:29,230 --> 00:52:31,358 - I can get you on the stage. - Oh, how? 618 00:52:31,483 --> 00:52:35,163 You turn right here at the corridor and go past the fireplace... Come on, lads. Off you go. 619 00:52:39,699 --> 00:52:41,667 Ah, I don't like yours. 620 00:53:11,773 --> 00:53:13,696 Hey, kids, I got an idea. 621 00:53:13,775 --> 00:53:15,573 Why don't we do the show right here? Yeah! 622 00:53:17,612 --> 00:53:19,114 Two, three, four. 623 00:55:18,066 --> 00:55:20,160 Oh. Very good that, George. 624 00:55:21,486 --> 00:55:23,079 Well, we're trying. 625 00:55:23,154 --> 00:55:25,327 Yeah, keep trying. Let's go. Go on. 626 00:55:25,406 --> 00:55:27,124 That was great, lads. Now... 627 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,544 you've got about an hour, but don't leave the theater. 628 00:55:29,619 --> 00:55:32,839 - Where are you going, John? - Shes gonna show me her stamp collection. 629 00:55:32,914 --> 00:55:34,767 - So's mine. - Oh, but I haven't got any stamps. 630 00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:37,645 John, I'm talking to you. This final run-through is important, understand? 631 00:55:37,669 --> 00:55:38,670 Important. 632 00:55:41,798 --> 00:55:44,347 - I want a cup of tea. - Uh, Shake? 633 00:55:44,425 --> 00:55:47,349 Um, I've got to adjust the decibels on the imbalance, Norm. 634 00:55:47,428 --> 00:55:49,180 Clever. George? 635 00:55:49,764 --> 00:55:51,562 Ringo, look after him, will ya? 636 00:55:51,641 --> 00:55:54,770 - Oh, hey, Norm. - Do I have to raise my voice? 637 00:55:54,853 --> 00:55:57,732 All right. Come on, granddad. 638 00:55:57,814 --> 00:55:59,942 I'm a drummer, not a wet nurse, you know. 639 00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:01,742 Why does it have to be me? 640 00:56:24,465 --> 00:56:28,515 Would you look at him, sitting there with his hooter scraping away at that book. 641 00:56:28,595 --> 00:56:31,064 Well, what's the matter with that? 642 00:56:31,139 --> 00:56:33,562 Have you no natural resources of your own? 643 00:56:33,641 --> 00:56:35,484 Have they even robbed you of that? 644 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:37,358 Well, you can learn from books. 645 00:56:37,437 --> 00:56:39,940 You can, can ya? 646 00:56:40,023 --> 00:56:41,525 Sheep's heads. 647 00:56:41,608 --> 00:56:43,906 You could learn more by getting out there and living. 648 00:56:43,985 --> 00:56:46,408 - Out where? - Any old where. 649 00:56:46,487 --> 00:56:49,787 But not our little Richard. Oh, no. 650 00:56:49,866 --> 00:56:51,789 When you're not thumping them pagan skins... 651 00:56:51,868 --> 00:56:54,371 you're tormenting your eyes with that rubbish. 652 00:56:54,454 --> 00:56:57,674 - Books are good. - Parading's better. 653 00:56:58,416 --> 00:56:59,417 Parading? 654 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:00,500 Aye. 655 00:57:00,543 --> 00:57:02,261 Parading the streets... 656 00:57:02,337 --> 00:57:05,682 trailing your coat, bowling along - living! 657 00:57:05,757 --> 00:57:09,387 - Well, I am living. - You? Living'? 658 00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:13,349 When was the last time you gave a girl a pink-edged daisy? 659 00:57:13,431 --> 00:57:15,775 When did you last embarrass a sheila... 660 00:57:15,850 --> 00:57:19,354 with your cool appraising stare? 661 00:57:19,437 --> 00:57:21,690 You're a bit old for that son of chat, aren't you? 662 00:57:21,773 --> 00:57:23,775 Well, at least I've got a backlog of memories. 663 00:57:23,858 --> 00:57:26,611 All you've got is that book. 664 00:57:26,694 --> 00:57:28,975 Ah, stop picking on me. You're as bad as the rest of them. 665 00:57:29,030 --> 00:57:31,624 Ah, so you are a man after all. 666 00:57:31,699 --> 00:57:33,451 What's that mean? 667 00:57:33,534 --> 00:57:35,628 Do you think I haven't noticed? 668 00:57:35,703 --> 00:57:38,422 Do you think I wasn't aware of the drift? 669 00:57:38,498 --> 00:57:40,842 Ah, you poor, unfortunate scruff. 670 00:57:42,710 --> 00:57:46,340 They've driven you into books with their cruel, unnatural treatment... 671 00:57:46,422 --> 00:57:48,800 exploiting your good nature. 672 00:57:48,883 --> 00:57:50,135 I don't know. 673 00:57:50,218 --> 00:57:53,939 Ah, sure, that lot's never happy unless they're jeering you. 674 00:57:54,013 --> 00:57:57,142 And where would they be without the steady support of your drumbeat? 675 00:57:57,225 --> 00:57:58,977 That's what I'd like to know. 676 00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:00,903 Yeah. That's right. 677 00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:04,941 And what's it all come to in the end? 678 00:58:05,024 --> 00:58:07,527 Yeah. What's in it for me? 679 00:58:07,610 --> 00:58:09,283 A book. 680 00:58:09,988 --> 00:58:12,832 - Yeah, a bloomin' book. - When you could be out there... 681 00:58:12,907 --> 00:58:14,784 betraying a rich American widow... 682 00:58:14,867 --> 00:58:18,497 or sipping palm wine in Tahiti before you're too old like me. 683 00:58:19,872 --> 00:58:22,295 Yeah, funny, really, 'cause I never thought... 684 00:58:22,375 --> 00:58:25,062 but being middle-aged and old takes up most of your time, doesn't it? 685 00:58:25,086 --> 00:58:27,180 You're only right. 686 00:58:30,425 --> 00:58:34,100 - Where you going? - I'm going parading before it's too late. 687 00:58:44,647 --> 00:58:46,695 Hey, Ringo, you know what just happened to me? 688 00:58:46,774 --> 00:58:48,697 No, I don't. 689 00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:52,830 You ought to stop looking so scornful. It's Misting your face. 690 00:58:54,657 --> 00:58:56,034 Tell him of the story about - 691 00:58:56,117 --> 00:58:58,245 Hello, here he is, the middle-aged boy wonder. 692 00:58:58,327 --> 00:59:00,455 Hey, I thought you were looking after the old man. 693 00:59:02,290 --> 00:59:05,769 We've only got about a half an hour to the final run-through. He can't walk out on us now. 694 00:59:05,793 --> 00:59:07,591 Can't he? He's done it, son. 695 00:59:08,129 --> 00:59:09,927 - Hey, you know what happened? - We know. 696 00:59:10,006 --> 00:59:11,849 Your grandfather- he's stirred him up. 697 00:59:11,924 --> 00:59:13,722 - He hasn't. - Yeah, he - 698 00:59:13,801 --> 00:59:16,054 he filled his head with notions seemingly. 699 00:59:16,137 --> 00:59:18,640 The old mixer. Come on. We'll have to put him right. 700 00:59:19,140 --> 00:59:21,984 Can we have all dancers onstage for rehearsal, please. 701 00:59:26,647 --> 00:59:28,695 Split up and look for him. 702 00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:35,907 We've become a limited company. 703 00:59:37,450 --> 00:59:39,669 I'll look in here again. 704 01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:30,215 - Hello, there. - Get out of it, shorty. 705 01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:39,076 Hey, you should have more sense than to go around chucking bricks about. 706 01:01:39,155 --> 01:01:40,782 Southerner. 707 01:01:43,701 --> 01:01:46,204 Here, mate. That's my hoop. Stop playing with it. 708 01:01:46,287 --> 01:01:49,367 Hoop? That isn't a hoop. It's a lethal weapon. Have you got a license for it'? 709 01:01:49,415 --> 01:01:50,883 Oh, don't be so stroppy. 710 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:53,837 Well, a boy your age rolling hoops at people. How old are you anyway'? 711 01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:55,797 - Eleven. - I bet you're only 10 1/2. 712 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,223 10 2/3. 713 01:01:57,298 --> 01:01:59,151 There you are, then, and don't be rolling at people. 714 01:01:59,175 --> 01:02:02,145 Oh, you can have it. I'm packing it in. It depresses me. 715 01:02:02,220 --> 01:02:03,972 - You what? - You heard. It gets on me wick. 716 01:02:04,055 --> 01:02:06,283 That's lovely talk, that is. And why aren't you at school? 717 01:02:06,307 --> 01:02:07,934 - I'm a deserter. - Are you now? 718 01:02:08,017 --> 01:02:09,815 - Yeah, I've blown school out. - Just you? 719 01:02:09,894 --> 01:02:12,989 No, Ginger, Eddy Fallon and Ding Dong. 720 01:02:13,064 --> 01:02:15,943 - Oh, Ding Dong bell, eh? - Yeah, that's right. 721 01:02:16,025 --> 01:02:18,278 They were supposed to come with us, but they chickened. 722 01:02:18,361 --> 01:02:20,659 - Yeah? They're your mates, are they? - Yeah. 723 01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:23,116 - Not much cop without 'em, is it? - Oh, it's all right. 724 01:02:23,199 --> 01:02:24,576 Yeah'? What are they like? 725 01:02:24,659 --> 01:02:26,661 Ginger's mad. He says things all the time. 726 01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:29,459 And Eddy's good at spitting and punching. 727 01:02:29,538 --> 01:02:32,963 - Yeah? How about Ding Dong? - Oh, he's a bighead. He fancies himself. 728 01:02:33,042 --> 01:02:35,591 You know. It's all right, though, 'cause he's one of the gang. 729 01:02:36,254 --> 01:02:39,053 - Why aren't you at work? - I'm a deserter too. 730 01:02:39,131 --> 01:02:41,179 Hey, Charlie! 731 01:02:43,219 --> 01:02:44,516 See ya! 732 01:03:00,569 --> 01:03:03,413 Come in, number seven. Your time's up. 733 01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:10,208 I'm sorry, boys. I didn't mean it, honest. 734 01:03:13,499 --> 01:03:15,593 If he says that again, I'll strike him. 735 01:03:15,668 --> 01:03:18,046 Oh, don't worry. They're good lads. They'll be back. 736 01:03:18,129 --> 01:03:21,224 Yes, well, we've only 20 minutes to the final run-through. 737 01:03:24,051 --> 01:03:25,598 I meant no harm. 738 01:03:25,678 --> 01:03:28,852 I was only trying to encourage little Ringo to enjoy himself. 739 01:03:28,931 --> 01:03:32,731 God knows what you've unleashed on the unsuspecting South. 740 01:03:32,810 --> 01:03:36,531 It'll be wine, women and song all the way with Ringo when he gets the taste for it. 741 01:03:46,449 --> 01:03:49,419 That was fresh this morning. Two and nine. 742 01:04:35,664 --> 01:04:37,382 Right. On your way. 743 01:04:37,458 --> 01:04:39,881 - You what? - You heard. On your way. 744 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:41,712 Troublemaker! 745 01:04:48,969 --> 01:04:50,562 Hey, watch it. 746 01:04:55,726 --> 01:04:56,898 - Shake. - What? 747 01:04:56,977 --> 01:04:58,979 Worry. Will ya? 748 01:04:59,063 --> 01:05:02,533 Well, that's it. Two minutes to the final run-through. 749 01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:05,573 - They're bound to miss it now. - I'll murder that Lennon, 750 01:05:05,653 --> 01:05:08,048 Still, we could survive a missed run-through as long as they - 751 01:05:08,072 --> 01:05:10,672 As long as they end up for the show? You're right there. 752 01:05:10,741 --> 01:05:14,181 - I mean, it wouldn't do to miss the show like, would it? - Shut up, cheerful. 753 01:05:14,245 --> 01:05:16,122 You don't think - Ah - Oh. Oh, no. 754 01:05:16,205 --> 01:05:19,004 - Now look. Don't worry. - They can't do this to me, no. 755 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:21,836 It's all your fault. Oh, yes, it is. 756 01:05:21,919 --> 01:05:24,439 If they don't turn up, I wouldn't be in your shoes for all the - 757 01:05:24,505 --> 01:05:27,475 For all the tea in China. No, you're right there. Neither would I. 758 01:05:27,550 --> 01:05:29,803 - You dirty traitor. - Well, of course. 759 01:05:29,885 --> 01:05:31,762 Yes, of course. 760 01:05:34,723 --> 01:05:36,646 - Hello. - Hi, Jo - John! 761 01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:38,703 - Did you want something? - Oh, I could eat the lot of you. 762 01:05:38,727 --> 01:05:40,372 You'd look great with an apple in your gob. 763 01:05:40,396 --> 01:05:43,149 Do you realize you could have missed the final run-through? 764 01:05:43,232 --> 01:05:46,202 - Oh, we're sorry about that. - Norm. There's only three of 'em. 765 01:05:46,277 --> 01:05:50,123 Oh, we were looking for Ringo, but we realized he must've come back here. 766 01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:52,620 Well, do you realize that we are on the air live... 767 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:55,624 in front of an audience in 45 minutes and you're one short? 768 01:05:55,703 --> 01:05:58,877 Control yourself, or you'll spurt. He must be here somewhere. 769 01:05:58,956 --> 01:06:01,379 Aye, well, we'll look in the dressing room. Shake. 770 01:06:01,459 --> 01:06:03,553 Yes, to the dressing rooms. 771 01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:05,939 - Hey, where's my grandfather? - Don't worry about him, Paul. 772 01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:07,840 - He can look after himself. - I suppose so. 773 01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:11,848 Personally signed and handwritten by your own sweet boys. 774 01:06:11,927 --> 01:06:14,100 The chance of a lifetime! 775 01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:17,810 Be the envy of your less fortunate sisters! 776 01:06:17,892 --> 01:06:20,190 Get back! Oh, me bones. 777 01:06:20,269 --> 01:06:23,068 All right now. Come on. Break it up. Break it up. Move on. 778 01:06:23,147 --> 01:06:25,696 Hey, what's going on here? Right, move over. Move over. 779 01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:27,276 - Come on, move along. - Here you are. 780 01:06:27,359 --> 01:06:29,862 - Why don't you go. - You're making a disturbance. 781 01:06:29,945 --> 01:06:32,632 - Will you just move along now. - They'll lake you apart if you stand here. 782 01:06:32,656 --> 01:06:34,384 Now come along with us. There's a good fellow. 783 01:06:34,408 --> 01:06:36,410 I'll have the law on ya! Aaah! Me arm! 784 01:06:50,716 --> 01:06:52,263 Thank you. 785 01:07:08,943 --> 01:07:11,913 Gotcha, you nasty little person, you! 786 01:07:11,987 --> 01:07:13,989 You what? Who? 787 01:07:15,282 --> 01:07:18,252 I'm Ringo Starr. I've got a show to do. I'm on in a few minutes. 788 01:07:18,327 --> 01:07:20,125 You've gotta let me go. I'm Ringo. 789 01:07:20,204 --> 01:07:23,099 Yeah, that's what they all say these days. Look, I don't care who you are. 790 01:07:23,123 --> 01:07:25,717 You can save that for the stipendiary. Here you are, Sarge. 791 01:07:25,793 --> 01:07:28,888 - All right. What is he? - Yeah, I got a little list here. 792 01:07:28,963 --> 01:07:33,013 Wandering abroad, malicious intent, acting in a suspicious manner... 793 01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:35,060 conduct liable to cause a breach of the peace. 794 01:07:35,135 --> 01:07:37,888 - You name it, he's done it. - Oh, a little savage, is he? 795 01:07:37,972 --> 01:07:41,317 - Yeah, a proper little aborigine. - I demand to see my solicitor. 796 01:07:41,392 --> 01:07:43,065 What's his name? 797 01:07:43,811 --> 01:07:45,779 Well, if you're gonna get technical about it. 798 01:07:45,854 --> 01:07:48,792 - Dragging me through the streets! - Hello, it's gonna be one of those nights, is it? 799 01:07:48,816 --> 01:07:50,989 Sit Charlie Peace down over there, will ya? 800 01:07:51,068 --> 01:07:53,912 Well, you got me here, so do your worst... 801 01:07:53,988 --> 01:07:56,082 but, by God, I'll take one of you with me. 802 01:07:57,825 --> 01:07:59,452 I know your game! 803 01:07:59,535 --> 01:08:04,041 Get me into that tiled room and then out come the rubber hoses. 804 01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:06,251 Oh, there's a fire, is there? 805 01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:08,085 You ugly great brute. 806 01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:11,638 You have sadism stamped all over your bloated British kisser. 807 01:08:11,714 --> 01:08:13,682 I'll go on hunger strike. 808 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:15,600 I know your caper. 809 01:08:15,676 --> 01:08:17,519 The kidney punch and the rabbit clout. 810 01:08:17,595 --> 01:08:20,940 The third degree and the size 12 boot ankle tap. 811 01:08:21,015 --> 01:08:22,107 What's he on about? 812 01:08:22,182 --> 01:08:24,105 I'm a soldier of the Republic. 813 01:08:24,184 --> 01:08:26,983 You'll need the mahogany truncheon on this boyo. 814 01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:34,921 Oh, get Lloyd George over there next to the mechanic in the cloth cap... 815 01:08:34,945 --> 01:08:36,868 while I sort this lot out, will ya? 816 01:08:36,947 --> 01:08:39,200 Come on, dad. Sit down over here. 817 01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:41,247 Ringo, me old scout! 818 01:08:41,327 --> 01:08:43,346 So they've grabbed your leg for the iron too, have they? 819 01:08:43,370 --> 01:08:45,682 - I'm not exactly a voluntary patient. - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 820 01:08:45,706 --> 01:08:48,129 - Have they roughed you up yet? - What? 821 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:50,210 Oh, they're a desperate crew of drippings... 822 01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:52,342 and they've fists like matured hams... 823 01:08:52,421 --> 01:08:54,640 for pounding poor defenseless lads like you. 824 01:08:54,715 --> 01:08:57,343 - Right, and that's it, eh? - One of us has got to escape. 825 01:08:57,426 --> 01:08:58,723 I'll get the boys. 826 01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:00,804 - Hold on, son. I'll be back for you. - For me? 827 01:09:00,888 --> 01:09:04,017 If they get you on the floor, watch out for your brisket. 828 01:09:04,099 --> 01:09:05,601 They seem all right to me. 829 01:09:05,684 --> 01:09:07,561 Ah, sure, that's what they want you to think. 830 01:09:07,645 --> 01:09:09,397 All coppers are villains. 831 01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:11,232 Would you two like a cup of tea? 832 01:09:11,982 --> 01:09:14,405 You see? Sly villains. 833 01:09:14,485 --> 01:09:18,365 Um, no, thank you, Mr. Sergeant, sir. No, not for me. Please don't. 834 01:09:18,447 --> 01:09:21,542 So you just brought the old chap out of the crowd for his own good, eh? 835 01:09:21,617 --> 01:09:24,496 Well, he was getting a bit nasty, you see, so we had to bring him in. 836 01:09:24,578 --> 01:09:26,171 Yeah, well, he can't stop here. 837 01:09:26,246 --> 01:09:28,089 This is the stuff he'd been hawking around, eh? 838 01:09:28,165 --> 01:09:30,338 - Yes, Sarge. Photographs. - Photographs. 839 01:09:30,417 --> 01:09:33,887 Well, son, it's now or never. 840 01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:35,555 All right, you paid assassins! 841 01:09:35,631 --> 01:09:38,271 Johnny McCartney will give you a run for your threepence halfpenny! 842 01:09:38,342 --> 01:09:39,719 Hey, you forgot your photographs! 843 01:09:47,601 --> 01:09:50,354 Only half an hour, and you're on. 844 01:09:50,437 --> 01:09:52,531 - Can I say something? - Yes. Anything. 845 01:09:52,606 --> 01:09:55,200 It seems highly unlikely we'll be on. 846 01:09:55,275 --> 01:09:57,824 I mean, the law of averages are against it. 847 01:09:57,903 --> 01:10:01,373 I think if you could get the juggler on with a couple more clubs... 848 01:10:01,448 --> 01:10:03,450 that would fill in a bit of time. 849 01:10:09,623 --> 01:10:13,127 [ Big Band instrumental ] 850 01:10:21,635 --> 01:10:23,763 I'll have the hides off of you lot. 851 01:10:25,764 --> 01:10:27,812 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Go home. 852 01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:30,735 - I must see Pauly. - Go home, then, and see him on the telly. 853 01:10:33,313 --> 01:10:34,986 - Can you fix him for me? - Yeah. 854 01:10:35,065 --> 01:10:36,567 Sixpence. 855 01:10:36,650 --> 01:10:38,448 - Each. - In advance. 856 01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:41,493 Mercenaries. 857 01:11:03,677 --> 01:11:05,771 It's all right. Leave him alone. 858 01:11:06,513 --> 01:11:09,858 Paul! Where are you? I'm - 859 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,437 Granddad. Where's Ringo? 860 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,740 The police have the poor, unfortunate lad in the bridewell. 861 01:11:16,815 --> 01:11:19,284 - The police station. - He'll be pulp by now. 862 01:11:19,359 --> 01:11:20,451 Go get him! 863 01:11:20,527 --> 01:11:22,495 - We'll get him out. - We'll fix it, Norm. 864 01:11:24,782 --> 01:11:26,876 We've only got 20 minutes. 865 01:12:38,313 --> 01:12:40,281 What is all this? 866 01:12:40,357 --> 01:12:42,701 Hold on. 867 01:12:44,653 --> 01:12:46,701 Ah, and you all right now? 868 01:12:46,780 --> 01:12:49,078 Yeah. 869 01:12:49,157 --> 01:12:50,955 Let's see. 870 01:13:16,310 --> 01:13:18,233 Quick! Follow them! 871 01:13:40,334 --> 01:13:42,837 I had to laugh even when they kicked the stool away. 872 01:13:44,504 --> 01:13:47,428 Lads! Lads! You're back! Thank goodness. Where's Ringo? 873 01:13:47,507 --> 01:13:49,430 - There he is. We got him. - Great, great, great. 874 01:13:49,509 --> 01:13:51,432 You don't know what this means to me. 875 01:13:51,511 --> 01:13:53,354 If you hadn't come back, it would have meant... 876 01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:56,650 the epilogue or the news in Welsh for life. 877 01:13:56,725 --> 01:13:59,103 Hey, aren't you supposed to be in that box'? 878 01:13:59,186 --> 01:14:01,780 - Yeah, where's the old mixer'? - Here, Pauly. 879 01:14:01,855 --> 01:14:04,153 Got a few words to say to you, two-faced John McCartney. 880 01:14:04,232 --> 01:14:06,993 Aw, leave him alone. He's back, isn't he? It's not his fault he's old. 881 01:14:07,069 --> 01:14:09,505 What's old got to do with it? He's a troublemaker and a mixer. 882 01:14:09,529 --> 01:14:10,997 That's good enough for me. 883 01:14:11,073 --> 01:14:13,176 You're right. But he's only asking for attention, aren't you? 884 01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,294 You see, you know your trouble? 885 01:14:15,369 --> 01:14:17,167 You should've gone west to America. 886 01:14:17,245 --> 01:14:19,005 You would've been a senior citizen of Boston. 887 01:14:19,081 --> 01:14:20,879 But you took a wrong turn, and what happened? 888 01:14:20,958 --> 01:14:24,132 - You're a lonely old man from Liverpool. - But I'm clean. 889 01:14:24,211 --> 01:14:25,133 Are ya? 890 01:14:25,212 --> 01:14:26,759 - Hey, Norm. - What? 891 01:14:26,838 --> 01:14:29,808 - I've been thinking. It's not my fault. - What isn't? 892 01:14:29,883 --> 01:14:33,387 I'm not taller than you are. You're smaller than I am. 893 01:14:34,221 --> 01:14:35,814 Anyone at home? 894 01:14:35,889 --> 01:14:37,482 Hey, Shake, where's me boot? 895 01:14:37,557 --> 01:14:39,309 Will you get us some tea while you're there? 896 01:14:39,393 --> 01:14:40,861 - All right, George. - Ta. 897 01:14:40,936 --> 01:14:43,665 - Come on, lads. Get changed. - Go on, get some tea. We're on in a minute. 898 01:14:43,689 --> 01:14:45,157 You want a cheese butty, Paul? 899 01:24:25,478 --> 01:24:27,355 Now I've gut the stuff. Come out, lads. 900 01:24:27,438 --> 01:24:28,832 - Aren't we going - - No, we're not. 901 01:24:28,856 --> 01:24:32,002 The office has been on the phone and think it's best if we push on to Wolverhampton straightaway. 902 01:24:32,026 --> 01:24:34,255 - Tonight? We'll never make it. - You've got a midnight matinee. 903 01:24:34,279 --> 01:24:35,073 Aye, Norm! 904 01:24:35,098 --> 01:24:37,477 There's only one thing I've gotta say to you, John Lennon. 905 01:24:37,532 --> 01:24:39,751 - What? - You're a swine. 906 01:24:56,175 --> 01:24:57,973 Come on! You're hanging up the parade! 907 01:25:00,555 --> 01:25:01,772 Get rid of those things!